If I ever catch you on my turf, I’ll rip off your head, then I'll vomit down your neck, pull out your heart, show it to your head, and shove ‘em both down your neck hole, to which I previously alluded. (Homer decides to become a tow truck driver) Louie: Now just remember two rules. Homer: When you call in sick, who do you call? Louie: I don't call in sick, I work when I wanna. Bart: Don’t go there! Lisa: Why are you buying a freezer?! Bart: Don’t click the cart or you’ve bought it! Lisa: Aw, you clicked the cart! Marge: (Upset) If you’re so smart, you do it! (Bart pushes one button and finds a baby website) Marge: (Groans) Lisa: No you’ve opened Word close it! Bart: Close it. Bart: Keep going-up, up, up! Lisa: The blue ones are ads. (Marge sits down at the computer, grabs the mouse and starts clicking away) Bart: Click that one, Mom. Marge: Oh, I don’t want to bother the internet with my problem. Lisa: There must be a website that can help you deal with a clingy baby. Midnight Towboy Homer: When you married a man who would years later, without warning, become a tow-truck driver, you knew what the deal would eventually be. Homer: Get lost, you waste of mustache! Ned Flanders: Okey dokley. Ned Flanders: Why the crescendo, my old friendo. Homer: D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh. Homer: Well, you're always telling me that I should eat more dirt. And you also ingested a dangerous quantity of grave dirt. Hibbert: Homer, you have a mild back sprain. This makes up for me showing up drunk to the father-daughter dance. (In the dressing room, after Homer's first opera performance) Bart: Dad, you were great! Lisa: And you contributed to our culture! Homer: (worried) Well, I didn't mean to. Lisa: Dad, all you circled were the I's and A's. How hard can it be? Hmm., what's the ocean doing in the sky? The Homer of Seville Homer: That church service was so boring! I did a whole book of find-a-words. Marge: What are you doing? You don't know how to fly a plane! Homer: I once drove a car off a cliff. And do you know why? Because I heard some guy say you couldn't. You have what made America great: no understanding of the limits of your power and a complete lack of concern for what anyone thinks of you. Burns: Now let's enjoy the Miami of Canada - Chicago!Ĭolby: Okay Homer, I don't know anything about planes, but I know about you. 9 Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind.4 I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.
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